TIL: Galactic historians say one thousand years ago on Earth, when The Most Influential & Important Artist of Our History was winning a VMA award, some unknown person stormed the stage and tried to steal it from her.

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AncientHistorian {[{ 34543 | number }]} points : 3 cycles ago reply

That man looks familiar. I believe I may have seen him in a projection with Kim Kardashian.

RobotPervert {[{ 4567 | number }]} points : 2 cycles ago reply

Nah that was Ray J. Could be Kevin Hart. Seems tiny like him.

PegususPrimadonna {[{ 232 | number }]} points : 1 cycles ago reply

I think recognize that random little human fella. He might be an amatuer porn star.

Kylo_Renfaire {[{ 10291 | number }]} points : 2 cycles ago reply

Yeah I thnk you mitght be right PegassusPrimadonna. I've a few kinda hot projection where he's getting the old Rear Admiral from a gay fish. That man loved that gay fish. He let him get those fins everywhere. But what made it really hot was that he seemed all reluctant about it.

Chewbacco {[{ 2301 | number }]} points : 1 cycles ago reply

He was embarassed about admitting he enjoyed a bit of maintainence on his exhaust port.

AuronLover {[{ 34543 | number }]} points : 3 cycles ago reply

He should just own it and be openly Takei! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

AuronLover {[{ 34543 | number }]} points : 3 cycles ago reply

I love you all.

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