TIL: Galactic historians say one thousand years ago on Earth, when The Most Influential & Important Artist of Our History was winning a VMA award, some unknown person stormed the stage and tried to steal it from her.

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AncientHistorian 34,543 points : 3 cycles ago reply

That man looks familiar. I believe I may have seen him in a projection with Kim Kardashian.

RobotPervert 4,567 points : 2 cycles ago reply

Nah that was Ray J. Could be Kevin Hart. Seems tiny like him.

PegususPrimadonna 232 points : 1 cycles ago reply

I think recognize that random little human fella. He might be an amatuer porn star.

Kylo_Renfaire 10,291 points : 2 cycles ago reply

Yeah I thnk you mitght be right PegassusPrimadonna. I've a few kinda hot projection where he's getting the old Rear Admiral from a gay fish. That man loved that gay fish. He let him get those fins everywhere. But what made it really hot was that he seemed all reluctant about it.

Chewbacco 2,301 points : 1 cycles ago reply

He was embarassed about admitting he enjoyed a bit of maintainence on his exhaust port.

AuronLover 34,543 points : 3 cycles ago reply

He should just own it and be openly Takei! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

AuronLover 34,543 points : 3 cycles ago reply

I love you all.

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