Valvetopian believers cling to ancient prophecies of ‘Gaben’
Many still hold that mythical being ‘Gordon’ will return
(Sirius Omega) Despite scorn and mockery from the rest of the universe, a new 3016 survey of planetary systems finds that Valvetopians are clinging to their beliefs harder than ever. The institute for mythological archiving (TIFMA) has projected new data that shows a reluctance of many believers to let go of the widespread faith that the ancient prophecy of Gaben will be still be fulfilled for his followers.