Ethereum Energy Vaults of XP1 Raided by Conscious Bacteria
Guards describe manipulative organism as “charming”
(XP1) The Galactic Council has issued a widespread security crackdown in the wake of a massive theft of energy from the high secuity vaults of etherium. Officials are calling the heist “unprecented.” Guards at the Etherium Energy Vaults say they were mislead by enticing promises made from the single cellular organism.