Survival council warns organisms have consumed over half of all remaining resources in universe

“We are running out of time and this isn’t funny”

The universe may be rapidly running out of resources

According to the universe council, organisms inside our universe are consuming resources so fast, researchers theorize we could some day “run out of stuff to consume.” The surprising theory is the result of five cycles of work by scientists who say the universe doesn’t have much time left. According to Dr. Hiqwu Dyson, when they first began the study, the universe still had 75% of its resources remaining. Now, many of the planets and star systems first being tracked have been converted into raw energy to power the Xenonian monetary Matrix. The xenonians have dismissed the concept of a finite limit to the universe as “pure alarmist propaganda.”