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Ancient astronaut statue unveiled on Mars Capital Rotunda

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Galactic Survival Council warns organisms have consumed half of all remaining resources in universe.

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XS-Tech denies manufacturing and safety issues with new hoverboards

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Coronovirus Vs Social Media Vs Bitcoin

submitted 5 cycles ago by OnlyRacistAgainstXenonians to /r/3Dspeciesprinting

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Holoflix acquires rights to The Bible. Promises 3 new chapters next cycle. Everything after Mormonism no longer canon. Boba Fett crossover in works.

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How to invest in Bitcoin Up?

submitted 2 cycles ago by 23fsdf to /r/atheism

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[BREAKING] Ethereum energy vaults of XP1 robbed by conscious flesh eating bacteria that can seduce victims through charm

submitted 5 cycles ago by H1379g to /r/BacteriaToTheFuture

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Galactic Security Administration deny implanting fake memories of treason in all sentient lifeforms

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Hey all you beautiful life forms, I'm a hyperconscious bacteria that just robbed the Ethereum vaults of XP1, so AMA! [proof]

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Are the automated trading bots profitable?

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So long sun! Earthlings say farewell as their star is consumed by orbital Bitcoin mining rig.

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JusticeEnforcementTroops claim entire population of planet was reaching for a singularity cannon when they were forced to exterminate all

submitted 5 cycles ago by murphcooper to /r/BadEnforcerNoPlasma

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Whistleblower Eastward Snowalker reveals GSA is secretly cloning all of us! We must demand cellular privacy for everyone!

submitted 5 cycles ago by Max_Rebo to /r/CellularRights

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SCORE! Click to download stolen cellular sex clone of pop sensation Auron!!! [NSFW]

submitted 5 cycles ago by Dat_Wormhole to /r/CellularNSFW

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RIP Chairman Zvtkii

submitted 7 cycles ago by BurningSandworm to /r/projections

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NEW SUBBREDDIT: /r/ShameSingularity - all humiliation across the universe will be transcendently absorbed, experienced and shared in total. Join us. [formerly r/cringe]

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ViacomcastelemuNBCitibank absorbs remainder of the Pegasus Galaxy.

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Some obnoxious sithlord just maulsplained the dark side of the force to me

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Projection of my stupid friend poking around in a cranky synthoid queen's chamber LOL

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TIL that reddit was part of the underground resistance during the collapse of the Ancient American Empire in the 2030's

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KIC 8462852 sues Ancient Earth ancestors for peeping on their Dyson Sphere residents one millenium ago

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JusticeEnforcementTroops am i rite?

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Only 3012 breedlings will recall this!

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[NSFW] metasequioa glyptostroboides sheds to provide some nice plot in hour 11,203 of Redwood on Holoflix [xpost from r/trees]

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Heard you fellas don't even need a pretty f[A]ce to look at.

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I may not have anything above the neck, but I'm sure you'll enjoy my other [P]arts

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Check out my vintage ride!

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“I would so meld with every flagellum on that Xenonian’s chitinous exoskeleton.” [Sithlord 434 upvotes]

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[projection] JusticeEnforcement Troops claim terminated colony was "resisting" submission

submitted 3 cycles ago by 2Fast2Fusion to /r/BadEnforcerNoPlasma

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How to lower defense grids of uppity Taursus Omegas that won't let you inject your neural chord into their cerebral cortex chambers

submitted 5 cycles ago by LeDarkMercurian to /r/TheGreenCapsule

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TIL: the Heisenberg Uncertainty principle was named for an Ancient Americas chemistry teacher who first discovered it.

submitted 5 cycles ago by smarterthanu to /r/TodayIGrokked

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More and more species offspring living as openly Takei

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XenonianCorp Is Your Friend. We Do Not Find You Delicious.

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I've decided to molt with my best friend this year!

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Quantum Truthers demand offspring no longer be taught the theory of gravity

submitted 2 cycles ago by Takei4Pay to /r/politics

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How to use a Neg Ray to force the FireMite Fractemales to lavish us with quiet whispered compliments of strength and attractiveness!

submitted 5 cycles ago by LeDarkMercurian to /r/TheGreenCapsule

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I made cute projection of my firemite family! So cute omg ^_^

submitted 5 cycles ago by Auronlover to /r/awwwwwWWWWWWwwwWWw

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Galactic historians say when The Most Influential & Important Artist of Our History was winning a VMA award, some unknown person stormed the stage and tried to steal it from her.

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Wh[O] wants to perform The Ritual with me?

submitted 3 cycles ago by AssetsNMergers to /r/AltDimensionGoneWild

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If Arkellian Energy Ribbons became ominpotent, why didn't they just weaken the causality conditions of spacetime until the moment before they heard the punchline to the Riddle of Universal Torment?

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DNA test reveals ancient watery Earth shrine where early humans would deposit loved one's remains. Nearby tissue dispenser for mourning loved ones to dry their tears.

submitted 5 cycles ago by Bones to /r/archaeology

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Did your pocket whale write you a poem that makes you feel shame? Get advice at r/pocketwhales

submitted 3 cycles ago by Zergling to /r/PocketWhales

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Please help! Nice Centurians trapped inside Friend Zone on the moon of Fedora

submitted 6 cycles ago by EntropyThief to /r/NiceAliens

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TIL before the invention of humane Indigent Incinerators, people had to awkwardly step over impoverished human lifeforms on the streets while waiting for them to die.

submitted 4 cycles ago by G1G0L0J0E to /r/TodayIGrokked

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My dead girlfriend's MindBox account keeps sending me holographic projections from an alternate dimension.

submitted 5 cycles ago by PocketWhaleFan88 to /r/NoSleep

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Survival Council warns that organisms have now already consumed 92.37% of all remaining resources left in the entire universe.

submitted 2 cycles ago by democracy to /r/Universe

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Quantum Truthers blast the "Panic Mongering Radicals" of the Survival Council for promoting discredited claims of material limits to our universe'

submitted 2 cycles ago by BluePlanet to /r/politics

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I was into FireMites before they existed

submitted 1 cycles ago by SkinnyGenes to /r/ChronoHipsters

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IamA Bruxillian Digestion Slug who has manipulated a human carcass for over a millennium while feasting upon the brains of the weak, AMA

submitted 5 cycles ago by FascistFuckwit to /r/AMA

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Survival Council suggests all living beings find a quiet location of pleasant memories

submitted 5 cycles ago by DrWhoseYourDaddy to /r/news

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hey what was the deal with that survival council thing? my galaxy seems to be implo

submitted 1 cycles ago by WaiterAtTheEndofTheUniverse to /r/questions

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TIL in the proto-scarcity era, humans were jailed for freeing information

submitted 6 cycles ago by UseTheSchwartz to /r/TodayIGrokked

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#Read bitcoin profit Deutscher test for better options in automated trading.

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#RedditDemocracy

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